Monday, October 10, 2011

Everything but the snout.

Waltzing in to the room freshly dressed in something other than scrubs or pajamas and sporting my one size too small spanx.


Me: Uggggh I feel like a stuffed sausage in this outfit.
Chris: Well you may feel like a stuffed sausage but you look like a 99% Fat Free Hebrew National Hotdog.
Me: This is why I married you


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